My friend Megan and I have been hung up on rompers lately. There’s something about the freedom of having your shirt attached to your pants. You could do anything: climb a tree, do the can-can, drop-kick a hamster.
Obviously, it was time to find out what our Etsy romper options were. Here we go!
Here is a romper for those whose breasts defy gravity. Seller jordanderuiter clearly has a stockpile of lanky, doe-eyed brunettes just lying around to try on her designs.
I don’t know why rompers are called jumpsuits once they have legs, but I guess we’re moving on to jumpsuits. Try this one from seller KSClothing on for size. I’m not sure, but I think it’s made out of blue raspberry cotton candy.
Then there’s this “demure” red option from seller ovonion. I suppose the fashion industry’s definition of demure has changed from “modest” or “concealed” to “only shows a little bit of nipple on its way to exposing your entire stomach”.
To finish on a high note, I’ll show you my favorite of all. This classy option from seller MDSewingAtelier reminds me of a silky black blouse I once bought from America’s fine purveyor of fashion trends: Target.
The difference is that I wouldn’t leave this jumpsuit in the backseat of my car, bleaching in the sun for months while I pretended I was going to return it.
Do you own a romper/jumpsuit?? Can I try it on?