Oh, Mardi Gras, you sweet, awful, heartbreaking harlot. You ate my phone.
And in honor of my replacement phone, which is admittedly sleek and sexy but does not contain the thousands of pictures, videos, texts, and notes that my old phone did/does, we’ll be focusing on phone accessories today.
Phone accessories for everyone! Cute ones! Dumb ones (but mostly cute ones)! Just don’t forget: the best accessory your phone can have is you, sober, knowing exactly where it is.
Look at this ridiculous mess from seller LeiCHARMS. If you’re feeling fierce, you can translate your fierceness to your iPhone with a furry, crystal-studded leopard case. You can also transmit all of the oils from your fingers and face; your coffee; Doritos dust. The list goes on.
Any classy Galaxy S4 user would gravitate toward this lush red wool “phone wallet” from seller MariForssell. It’s low-key and high-quality; plus, it would keep you from idly playing with your phone instead of interacting with the real world. Can you tell I’ve been without a phone for days?
Obviously this fox-themed HTC One S case (the one on the left) from LovemeABC is already in my shopping cart. Is it worth $15 plus shipping from China to sport my spirit animal on my phone? Have you met me?
Do you have a phone case you love? I might just set mine up with some rubber Sugru corners and call it a day.