Got a meh landing page that could really use better copy + higher conversions?
Punch up your boring landing pages
Your landing page copy is meh.
But it needs to be amazing.
YOU need an Uppercut.
Give your copy the right hook
The Uppercut is a one-and-done landing page punchup service to infuse personality + conversion optimization into your lackluster landing pages.
I'll optimize your copy so good, your prospects won't be able to sleep at night because they're thinking of you.
When your page or product reads like a real person wrote it, your visitors trust you. And pay you.
Get Higher Conversions
Sales, signups, clicks, upsells — whatever your page goal, better copy puts more cash in your pocket.
How it works
I made you a video*
* a really long time ago
Hi, I'm Lianna.
I'm the copywriter who's gonna breathe life into your stale-ass landing page copy.
Licensed to kill
(on stage + in your page analytics)
Why am I qualified to work on your copy? I'm a Copy Hackers-certified Conversion Copywriter AND a practicing comedian.
In Basic Bitch terms, this means I can write fun, funny copy that actually converts.
Because if it doesn't convert, what are we both doing here?
Uppercut buyers (you're not the first! You're not alone!)
years kicking copy ass
pounds of candy consumed while writing
people who asked for a refund