Punch up

your boring

landing pages

Got a meh landing page that could really use better copy + higher conversions?


Punch up your boring landing pages

Your landing page copy is meh.

But it needs to be amazing.

YOU need an Uppercut.

Give your copy the right hook

The Uppercut is a one-and-done landing page punchup service to infuse personality + conversion optimization into your lackluster landing pages.

Be Unforgettable

I'll optimize your copy so good, your prospects won't be able to sleep at night because they're thinking of you.

Sound Genuine
(Never Spammy)

When your page or product reads like a real person wrote it, your visitors trust you. And pay you.

Get Higher Conversions

Sales, signups, clicks, upsells — whatever your page goal, better copy puts more cash in your pocket.

How it works

Step 1. You buy the thing + fill out the brief

First you buy the thing. (This is super easy.)

Then you use the handy form link to send me anything + everything I need to know about the page I'll be auditing and rewriting. (This is also super easy, turns out.)

Step 2. I audit, rewrite, and deliver your punchy new page

The Uppercut includes a recorded, in-depth, heuristic conversion audit of your current page and how I think it can be improved, from design to UX to copy. Then I restructure the page, if needed, and rewrite the copy from head(ers) to butt(ons).

Step 3. You roll out the new page copy + recommendations

This part usually includes some sort of audible gasp and exclamation on your part, e.g. "Holy shit, it's so much better, thank you/marry me." It also often includes a significant bump in on-page conversions. Pretty sick deal, if you ask me.

Hate reading?

I made you a video*

* a really long time ago

Hi, I'm Lianna.

I'm the copywriter who's gonna breathe life into your stale-ass landing page copy.

Licensed to kill

(on stage + in your page analytics)

Why am I qualified to work on your copy? I'm a Copy Hackers-certified Conversion Copywriter AND a practicing comedian.

In Basic Bitch terms, this means I can write fun, funny copy that actually converts.

Because if it doesn't convert, what are we both doing here?



Uppercut buyers (you're not the first! You're not alone!)

years kicking copy ass


pounds of candy consumed while writing


people who asked for a refund


Before / After

Click to see how I took all sorts of pages from blah to blammo! in one fun + wacky go

Want punchy copy that gets the job done?

You're just a few clicks from greatness.