Hi. Are you a shitty client?

Take the quick quiz to find out!

⇨ Do you secretly think copywriting is “easy” and you could probably do it yourself?

⇨ Do you take longer than 2 weeks to pay an invoice, even with the option of online payment?

⇨ Do you like to argue with what the data/voice-of-customer research says about your product or service?

⇨ Do you sometimes sign off on the scope of a project, then change your mind after the work has already begun?


If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, congratulations! We’re not a good fit. Allow me to refer you to your new best friend, Upwork.

If you answered “no” to all of those questions, I’m so sorry, but I just gotta say it: You’re beautiful, and I want you to fill out the form below to tell me more about your project.


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