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Tools and templates you can use without needing access to my fallible flesh sack.

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Tools

OOO Generator

Generate a funny out-of-office reply that’s unlike anything your contacts have ever seen. But do you have the balls to send it?

Comedypedia - COMING SOON

Yessssss finally a sortable-by-type-of-copy, also-sortable-by-style-of-humor swipe file! ...Anyone? Bueller?

Mastery Deck

A free card deck I made combining Mood, Mindset, and Mantras (who said I had to be funny all the time?)

Capacity Planner - COMING SOON

This custom-built Airtable template will help keep you from overbooking yourself with life OR work. Or at least it'll try.

Templates

Mad Libs Welcome Email Templates - Coming Soon

A set of 5 step-by-step, actually fun templates to draft your funny, conversion-focused welcome flow!

The Mom Rubric - Coming Soon

Quick and punchy rules for writing funny without making everyone hate you

Lessons

Conversion Comedy

A live-action, application-only deep dive into how, why, and where to use humor in your copy

How to Speak Funny

28-min video lesson on bringing more humor into your slides and stage presence

Just a free picture of my cats

Exactly what it says.

Give me your email address, and I will give you a free picture of my cats. (Value: $6,000)

Litmus

Ecommercefuel Live

Business of Software

AMerican Marketing Association

Baby Bathwater

The Dynamite Circle

Convert.com

Blue Ribbon Mastermind

Smart Traffic live

Influence & COnversion summit

Entrepreneurs' organization colorado

Marketingprofs

Call to action Conference

Learn inbound

The Copywriter Club IRL

Microconf

Release notes

Unspam by really good emails

Social media week

your event here? c'mon ...

Meow.