Tools and templates you can use without needing access to my fallible flesh sack.
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Tools
OOO Generator
Generate a funny out-of-office reply that’s unlike anything your contacts have ever seen. But do you have the balls to send it?
Comedypedia - COMING SOON
Yessssss finally a sortable-by-type-of-copy, also-sortable-by-style-of-humor swipe file! ...Anyone? Bueller?
Mastery Deck
A free card deck I made combining Mood, Mindset, and Mantras (who said I had to be funny all the time?)
Capacity Planner - COMING SOON
This custom-built Airtable template will help keep you from overbooking yourself with life OR work. Or at least it'll try.
Templates
Mad Libs Welcome Email Templates - Coming Soon
A set of 5 step-by-step, actually fun templates to draft your funny, conversion-focused welcome flow!
The Mom Rubric - Coming Soon
Quick and punchy rules for writing funny without making everyone hate you
Lessons
Conversion Comedy
A live-action, application-only deep dive into how, why, and where to use humor in your copy
How to Speak Funny
28-min video lesson on bringing more humor into your slides and stage presence
Just a free picture of my cats
Exactly what it says.
Give me your email address, and I will give you a free picture of my cats. (Value: $6,000)
SNAP Copy
Small copy jobs done fast and well. No project too teensy, and no revisions →
Paramount Pet Health
Science-based supplements for your sweet l’il cats and dogs →
Dumb Shit on Twitter
The Bad Place →
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