Actionable feedback, fast.
the knockout audit is a recorded, conversion-focused audit of Four (4) pages of your website or five (5) emails in your flow
(Want a one-page taste? Grab a Jab)
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everything that affects conversions, including:
Copy (duh)
Stumped on reasons why your copy isn’t converting? In our recorded audit, I’ll talk through ideas to:
- Better focus the copy around the reader’s pains or problems
- Add more important, right-fit messaging into the page at crucial points
- Improve the stickiness and urgency of headlines and CTAs
- Cut, tighten, and clarify
- Format for better readability
- And a lot of other things!
Design
If Copy is Baby, Design is Johnny Castle (AKA Patrick Swayze). Ain’t no one getting that final conversion lift without Design’s sculpted arms raising Copy into the air so she can soar.
… OK, so I’ve never seen Dirty Dancing. What I have seen? Hundreds — maybe even thousands — of websites with decent copy that’s getting absolutely stomped on or overshadowed by poor design.
User experience
You know how sometimes, a really important button will just disappear from your website and you don’t know until someone tells you years later? Just me?
Button Houdinis aside, UX is about guiding users toward desired actions and removing obstacles in their way — while making sure they’re enjoying themselves. UX is the mortal enemy of unnecessary steps, weird form formatting, unclear error messages, and broken shiz.
“Brilliant!”
I just watched, and I am already super grateful to have your eyes on this. Brilliant! ; )
Olivia Martinez
LadySuite
Twice the teardown + 1,000x the value
Running an ecommerce store? Want me to JUST focus on copy, and leave the design and UX feedback to the best specialist I know?
Enter my pal nickd of Draft, who is both smarter and funnier than me and REALLY knows what they’re doing when it comes to design and UX.
Nick and I are offering a blended audit where you get a Knockout Audit, plus one of Nick’s legendary Draft Teardowns, for $100 off what it’d cost to hire us separately. Plus, we’ll coordinate ahead of time to make sure our recommendations align with one another. Is this just an excuse for us to hang out with each other more? Sure, but it’ll be great for your revenue.
Nick’s half-hour video teardown of your store or site will focus on maximizing lifetime value and minimizing acquisition cost. Got heat or scroll maps, analytics data, or survey results? Nick will factor those into their analysis.
Along with your two dedicated audit videos, you’ll get a prioritized list of the 5 biggest fixes you can do right now to capture more dollars.
We are friends in real life, and we would love to join forces and talk shit about your ecommerce or SaaS website, so you can make more money.
Licensed to kill
(On stage and in your page analytics)
Why am I qualified to give feedback on your website and emails? I’m a Copy Hackers-certified Conversion Copywriter, a conversion optimization nerd, AND a practicing comedian.
In Basic Bitch terms, this means I can write fun, funny copy that actually converts.
Because if it doesn’t convert, what are we both doing here?
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