You asked for it, you got it.

Thanks for signing up to hear from me! Or leaving my life. Whichever you just did. Anyway, here’s some meat.

What should you do next?

Well, you could…

• Check out my Services page. That will bring you even closer into the warm, bacony folds of Punchline Copy.
• Follow me on Twitter (I will never call it “X”)
• Follow me on LinkedIn (ew)

Or you could take the rest of the day off. You’ve made such good choices already.