Make ‘em laugh and you’ve got ‘em for life.

Funny copywriting boosts your MRR, ARPU, LTV, and a bunch of other sexy acronyms. Want funny copy that sells?

Laugh all the way to the bank.

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Who's there?

A shit ton of money!

Being funny is crucial to your brand’s long-term success and short-term sales. I’ll let some smartypants scientists explain why:

Humor activates parts of the brain associated with happiness and fulfillment (Harvard, 2010).

Another way to put it:

When your customers genuinely enjoy your copy, they’re more likely to remember and like your business.

But figuring out where and how to be funny feels riskier than leaving your toddler alone with an armful of hamsters. The pressure’s on — and you need some comic relief.

Funny works —
especially for stores + SaaS

There are two things we’ve all got a LOT of (and that’s not gonna change anytime soon):

  1. Software
  2. Stuff

That’s why I work with SaaS founders and ecommerce store owners who make great products — and who want more right-fit customers to choose them over the competition.

I can take a joke
Joanna Wiebe

“Her results speak for themselves.

Lianna is a terrific writer – and maybe the only copywriter I’ve seen blend snarky humor and conversion copywriting principles. She’s all about squeezing the most out of every word on the page. Naturally, it doesn’t hurt that she has an awesome cat and a wicked singing voice. But even without those, I’d still hire Lianna time after time.”

Joanna Wiebe Copyhackers

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The Knockout

Recorded Heuristic Audit

Get my recorded feedback, ideas, and prioritized recommendations on up to 4 pages of your website, or 5 emails in your automated flow. If you want a ton of conversion and copy ideas fast, this is the service to start with.

Deliverables:

  • 4 detailed audit videos
  • Bullet-point recommendations
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The Uppercut

Landing Page Heuristic Audit + Rewrite

Lemme punch some life back into your landing page. Along with recording a detailed audit video of your current page, I’ll rewrite the whole thing for bigger laughs and higher conversions.

Deliverables:

  • 1 detailed audit video
  • 1 page of brand-spankin’-new conversion copy
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Buy My Day

Anything You Want, Baby* *Except for that.

Weaponize my weird brain for a day. Landing page copy, email strategy and flow copy, audits, taglines, campaign ideas — you name it, I can do it (or, even more valuable, I can tell you why I wouldn’t recommend doing it).

Deliverables:

  • Anything I can do in a day (dang, that’s a lot)
Andrew Youderian

“Lianna is good.
Really good.

We were redoing a sales page that was pretty old and really needed an overhaul, and purchased Lianna’s ‘Uppercut’ where she rewrites the page for you. It is SO MUCH BETTER than it was before. If you want your copy to be serious or straightforward (read: boring) Lianna probably isn’t the best fit. Otherwise she’s awesome and I highly recommend her.”

Andrew Youderian Founder, eCommerceFuel

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