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any tips on dealing with anticipatory grief for a cherished pet because i am Goin Thru It
4/28/2025, 9:43:57 PM
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Kitten Rescue Cam - live video, pictures of cute kittens | Explore

Watch live video and share pictures of cute kittens at Kitten Rescue in Los Angeles with kitten cam. Learn about adopting a kitten and more at Explore.org!
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i feel this is a safe space to admit i do not know who walton goggins is and i will not be googling. i will not google goggins
4/26/2025, 3:58:58 AM
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The first posy in a thimble I made, to lift my mood during the pandemic. The flowers are all real.

When humans look at plants (even on a screen as here) we recover from stress 60% more quickly & the relaxation response is triggered in our brains.

Zoom in if you're strung out🌿
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