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Dear Scooter,

This email popped back up to the top of my inbox, so I wanted to check in! How are you feeling about going forward with this project?

Hi Barb,

Hope you’re doing fabulously. Still want to work together? No wrong answers! 🙂

Howdy, Mike!

I woke up at 3 AM thinking about this project. Very sweaty, haha. Would love to know if you’re still game to kick off next week.

Hey Jenny,

Hope I’m not bugging you. Just can’t stop imagining the sweet, sweet magic we could make together. LOL, actually can’t stop!! Please reply 🙂

Hi again Scooter,

You ever think about why your parents named you Scooter? Anyway, let me know when to send the invoice! Super stoked to get started.

Hey Barbarooni,

I try not to take things personally, but I noticed you opened my last 3 emails and didn’t reply. What’s wrong? Did you end up going in-house? Why would you do that?

Hola Mike,

Did my last email about being sweaty scare you away? My bad. I have showered and I am ready to get started when you are!

Dear Jenny,

It’s weird that you showed up on Zoom for that one call we had. I didn’t know ghosts could appear on video. Because that’s what you are. A BIG RUDE GHOST!!! So you know what? I’m gonna haunt you too, because you should know how it feels! IT FEELS BAD, JENNY!!! BOOOOOO!!!